Eurovision

It's Eurovision time again...
Admit it you've watched it! We've all seen it, even if it's only for a few moments.  It's my guilty pleasure.   I once watched it in Spain surrounded by a wonderful, vocal, Spanish family.  Their attitude towards the competition was very much the same as my own.
Criticism of the hosts, dresses, singing and judging and making excuses for your own country's poor performance.  As I write this Lithuania is belting out a ballad in English/Lithuanian and it's... shit.. no wait... She's now signing as she sings.  Not even the deaf can escape.

^ That's his cock 

I must say though, it isn't the same without ol' Terry Wogan.  Graham Norton doesn't do it for me.  Actually he's quite subdued tonight.  If he shuts up then it might be a good performance from him.


Terry Wogan.. don't look directly at his crotchuler region.

Prediction; Jedward and Blue to be in the top 5